"Introducing the Funny Cock Swimwear - because who said the roosters can't strut their stuff? These swim shorts will have everyone doing a double-take at the beach, wondering if you're smuggling more than just sunscreen. Perfect for those who like their swimwear with a cheeky twist and don't mind a few suggestive glances. Just be prepared for some extra clucking around... and maybe a few egg-cellent jokes!"
